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Nik Kershaw to join Spandau Ballet in New Zealand

Nik Kershaw will be Spandau Ballet's special guest on Sunday 10 May 2015 as all five original band members Tony Hadley, John Keeble, Gary Kemp, Martin Kemp and Steve Norman come together to perform their smash-hit anthems for Australasian audiences for the first time since their 2010 Reformation World Tour.

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